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Strip Club Music You Should Know
Why Music at a Topless Bar is Important
One common denominator for strip clubs all over the
country, or the world for that matter, is music. That
and naked women, but I digress. Back to the music.
If you are ever going to get comfortable in
a club and feel at home, like you belong, you must
get comfortable with the music. It's always
going to be there, and it can be a big help once you
get comfortable with it.
If you are over 35, or just not a big
dance club guy, a lot of the music will be totally
new to you. Sure there will be a few classic rock
tunes, but it will be mixed in with the latest dance
tracks and hip hop hits.
I can hear you now, "oh geez.
I hate rap." Are you sure you want to date a
stripper? Because this will probably be part of her
world and tastes. Besides, hip hop in general is lot
more fun and party oriented than traditional rap.
Hey, I'm as white as they come and way over 40, and
I love hip hop.
Being in the club a lot has introduced
me to a ton of new music. Not just hip hop, but some
great new hard rock (that I call "angry white
boy" music), driving industrial, and great pop
latino music. It's one of the reasons I like a club
with white, black, latin, and asian women. They play
a better variety of music.
Use the Music!
Like I said, the music and help you,
but you gotta know it. Getting comfortable with it
tells the girls and the staff that this is your kind
of place. No matter what you look like or how old
you are, it tells them that you are current, a bit
edgy, and probably more fun that they thought.
| How I
Figured This Out
This
had never occurred to me until one night I was
at a club I had only been to a few times leaning
against the bar. A striking young black girl
was dancing on the bar and came over behind
me to work a tip.
As
I looked up I was just singing along with a
hip hop song by Lil' John and The Eastside Boys
called Get Low, and she called me on
it. She laughed at me and said, "What
are you trying to do? Baby, you don't know nothin'
'bout this music!" I
just kept on singing along to the song as the
hook line came along and I shouted out and pointed
along with the song, "From the windowwww
to the Wall! Till the sweat drops down my balls!"
Well
you would have thought this was the funniest
thing she had ever seen. She hooted, danced
in a circle, jumped down off the bar and gave
me a big hug. From that moment to today,
for some reason she thinks I'm the coolest white
man she ever met.
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She still brings her friends over to
me and we all stand around, dance, and rap with a
song and just have a blast. The point is, just knowing
the music is one of those things that will help you
shake the image of being a customer, some boring guy,
and help you build your rep and an insider. All it
takes is one or two little things like that.
There are a lot of ways to
use the music. Get to know it and I'm sure
you will stumble on a few new ones, but here are some
ways that I have had good luck with:
